"You be my glass of wine, I'll be your shot of whiskey"
My name is Tiffany. I'm twenty, a Hoosier, majoring in English and Communications, and a mother to the silliest, most gorgeous little girl anyone could ever hope to have as their child.
I craft like my life depends on it (knit&crochet,mostly), and I never take any moment for granted. I walk with a limp most of the time, and I'm almost always sick in some way or another. I'm very easily frustrated, and I cry over the absolute smallest things. You know what though? I have a man in my life who sticks with me even with all of my issues.
He's amazing and I couldn't hope for anyone better. So, check out my awesome boyfriend if you get the chance: Jonathan.
<3
While I have the money, should I…?
A.
Go buy Gabby’s $30 Dream Lite
orrrrrrr
B.
Go buy her seven or eight smaller gifts for the same amount.
While eating Twizzlers....
- Gabby: Momma, I have Twigglers!
- Me: Twizzlers...?
- Gabby: No! TWIGGLERS!
- Me: Let me show you something *pulls one of the strips off because they are the pull-apart kind*
- Gabby: OH MY GOSH ITS LIKE A NOODLE! Do it to the rest of them?
- Me: *starts to peel them apart*
- Gabby: *takes it away and finishes pulling off the one I was working on* Look MOMMA! I'M LEARNINGGGGG!
Oh yeah, my baby love in her costume. <3
Watching the Little Vampire for the third time this season
At least Gabby has good taste in movies
There was this really adorable lion in my living room yesterday and he’d make the cutest shocked face when the clown would pop out of the jack-in-the-box.
That’s how you do a pink owl princess costume.
- Gabby: *running through the house* Look, Momma! I found a way to grow!
- Me: Um, how?
- Gabby: *pointing very happily at the slice of apple she has* By eating the skin of the apple!
- Me: *just sitting here wondering why she thinks she needs to grow anyway since she's a three year old wearing a size 6*
My love has one of those play tents, and I found her in her room passed out in it, her little legs sticking out one end, and her arm sticking out of the side.
I think in the morning I’m going to take Gabby on the bus and we’re gonna get some yogurt or something and just sit and be Mommy and Gabbycakes because that’s what I really need right now.
Yeah, we’re bored and she’s crazy.
