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Straight Person: But who pays for the date?

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:39:22 -0400

Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:10:53 -0400

When someone you've never had a conversation with asks you for a piece of gum

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:43:05 -0400

laugh-addict:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck: venipede: can we please understand that “depressed” is an actual emotion...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:14:28 -0400

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

venipede:

can we please understand that “depressed” is an actual emotion as well as a mental disorder

just because you say you feel depressed one day doesn’t mean you’re claiming to have depression and it’s an actual emotion and if you say “i’m feeling depressed today” is absolutely okay because it is in fact a mood and a clinical disorder

This post? This is a very important post.

youthfolly: if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:46:19 -0400

youthfolly:

if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model

fuckyeahtxtposts: i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:18:48 -0400

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

partybarackisinthehousetonight: she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:49:49 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

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undeadmusicblog: Sum 41 - In Too Deep

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:56:50 -0400

undeadmusicblog:

Sum 41 - In Too Deep

captainjackwholock replied to your post: I’m in the process of scrubbing the rust out of my… i...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:32:57 -0400

captainjackwholock replied to your post: I’m in the process of scrubbing the rust out of my…

i wish i was this productive!

I probably only am because my boyfriend is coming to stay in a few days.

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I’m in the process of scrubbing the rust out of my bathtub and sink. Then I want to mop the...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:25:41 -0400

I’m in the process of scrubbing the rust out of my bathtub and sink.

Then I want to mop the bathroom floor.

Then I need to throw away a bunch of shit in the kitchen, and clean all of the cabinets and shit.

Then MAYBE mop the kitchen floor.

Plus I have one more load of laundry and some packing to do.

I should clean my room, but hopefully we won’t be sleeping in it anyway, so eh.

I guess you guys must like all of my babbling, ‘cause I’ve lost 10 followers since the weekend when I was posting all kinds of stupid shit.

sheeranal: THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:32:20 -0400

sheeranal:

THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT

stuckinbowserscastle: “The problem with quotes on the internet is you never know which ones are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:03:48 -0400

stuckinbowserscastle:

“The problem with quotes on the internet is you never know which ones are genuine” - Abraham Lincoln

ambiguous-ash: merrymishas: engage-with-zorp: I majored in...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:35:40 -0400

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

rocker310: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:07:38 -0400

rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil

You may proceed

bandsarewatkeepmealive: futuristicninja: A poem about...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:39:10 -0400

bandsarewatkeepmealive:

futuristicninja:

A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.

bandsarewatkeepmealive:

OMG!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK!! :D THIS IS MY FAVORITE POEM EVER!!! <3

grandkanye: drinks milk out of a flask

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:11:08 -0400

grandkanye:

*drinks milk out of a flask*